Light as a feather, stiff as a board?

The past couple weeks have included daily spasms that are...well...fascinating and painful at the same time.  My body isn't quite sure how to handle the changing hormones, the belly that makes me look five months pregnant, or the decrease in medication.  I've been a lump on the couch, but to be honest, that's okay.  One side effect of the flare-up and the increased metabolism from pregnancy?  I haven't gained any weight.  (No clue how, because my stomach is huge.)

By the way...Halloween is rolling around the corner.  I think I might have found the grossest pregnancy costume online.  I bet Adam would beg to differ.  Zombies freak me out.